{"id":2759,"date":"2018-02-08T13:16:47","date_gmt":"2018-02-08T18:16:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=2759"},"modified":"2018-02-08T13:16:47","modified_gmt":"2018-02-08T18:16:47","slug":"call-me-maybe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=2759","title":{"rendered":"call me maybe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I was teaching the last day of a three-day class when my phone rings.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Whoops, sorry about that,&#8221; I apologize as I silence my ringer.<\/p>\n<p>Thirty seconds later I see my phone flashing silently &#8212; it&#8217;s the same number, trying again. It&#8217;s a local number but I don&#8217;t recognize it, so I let it ring through.<\/p>\n<p>Another minute later my phone is silently ringing again. Same number. Now I begin to think . . . what if my mother-in-law and the kids have been in a car accident, and a Good Samaritan has found my number in her phone, and they&#8217;re struggling to reach me, to tell me my kids are in an accident, but they&#8217;re okay,  but you need to get here now. Now!<\/p>\n<p>No. No no no. Take a breath. That&#8217;s too far-fetched. But why is this number so insistent?<\/p>\n<p>It rings a fourth time, silently but urgently. I have the full attention of some 20 people, but my mind is racing about that phone call and what could be going on.<\/p>\n<p>A fifth time. Okay, I&#8217;ve got to.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sorry, guys; this number has called me five times. I&#8217;ve got to see what&#8217;s up.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The class waits silently as I answer, &#8220;Hello?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Is this Mrs Williams, Samuel&#8217;s mom?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes . . .&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This is an appointment reminder for tomorrow with Dr. Mosis. Please arrive at 1:00 p.m. for your 1:30 p.m. appointment.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Okay. Will do.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Well. Apparently Sam has an appointment with the most insistent doctor&#8217;s office in the state of Alabama.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I was teaching the last day of a three-day class when my phone rings. &#8220;Whoops, sorry about that,&#8221; I apologize as I silence my ringer. Thirty seconds later I see my phone flashing silently &#8212; it&#8217;s the same number, trying again. It&#8217;s a local number but I don&#8217;t recognize it, so I let [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,11,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2759"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2759"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2759\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2760,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2759\/revisions\/2760"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}