{"id":2764,"date":"2018-04-26T08:11:58","date_gmt":"2018-04-26T13:11:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=2764"},"modified":"2018-04-26T08:11:58","modified_gmt":"2018-04-26T13:11:58","slug":"allergies-are-optional","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=2764","title":{"rendered":"allergies are optional"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A few weeks ago we planned to attend a hockey game in town, but through an unfortunate set of circumstances we ended up in a movie theater instead. <\/p>\n<p>Sam jabbered away about the strongest Godzillas while we waited for the movie to start. The movie screen was subjecting us to a smorgasbord of commercials when suddenly an Allegra commercial came on, imploring us to remember the other patrons in the movie theater: no talking, please turn off your cell phones . . . **big sneeze** and turn off your allergies. <\/p>\n<p>Yeah, okayyyyy, because that&#8217;s super easy. Why didn&#8217;t I think of that?<\/p>\n<p>A few minutes later Allegra was back with <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ispot.tv\/ad\/AMix\/allegra-animals-are-cute-when-they-sneeze-we-arent#\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">another winner <\/a>that showed cute video clips of sneezing animals set to a bouncy little tune. &#8220;It&#8217;s cute when they sneeze,&#8221; Allegra says. &#8220;But not when <em><strong>we<\/strong><\/em> do it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Geez Allegra, thanks for the allergy shaming. Can we just start the movie now?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few weeks ago we planned to attend a hockey game in town, but through an unfortunate set of circumstances we ended up in a movie theater instead. Sam jabbered away about the strongest Godzillas while we waited for the movie to start. The movie screen was subjecting us to a smorgasbord of commercials when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2764"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2764"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2764\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2770,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2764\/revisions\/2770"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}