{"id":2929,"date":"2018-08-27T07:40:40","date_gmt":"2018-08-27T12:40:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=2929"},"modified":"2018-08-27T07:40:40","modified_gmt":"2018-08-27T12:40:40","slug":"kitchen-complaints-episode-twelve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=2929","title":{"rendered":"kitchen complaints, episode twelve"},"content":{"rendered":"

Another day, another breakfast. This time Lydia opts to take a shower first, which means they weren’t eating at the same time. Thank goodness for small miracles.<\/p>\n

Sam is just finishing breakfast when Lydia makes her way from the shower to the kitchen. A few minutes after he goes into the bathroom to brush his teeth I hear, “Lydia?”<\/p>\n

“Lydia’s in the kitchen making breakfast, honey,” I reply. “What do you need?”<\/p>\n

Sam steps out of the bathroom and says in a very serious voice, “Umm, I need to have a little talk with Lydia.”<\/p>\n

This should be interesting. “Well, she’s in the kitchen.”<\/p>\n

Sam makes his way back into the kitchen. “Umm, Lydia? You made a bit of a water mess in the bathroom and I had to clean it up.”<\/p>\n

Oh man, how is Lydia going to take that? I glance at her face, expecting to see The Glare<\/a>, but instead she looks surprised, and even a bit guilty.<\/p>\n

“Ohh, I’m sorry!” she squeaks. “That was from my feet when I got out of the shower.” Wow! Looks like we’re going to get the Polite Kids today! And on a Monday, too!<\/p>\n

Sam still wanted to finish his point. “Well, I had to clean it up.”<\/p>\n

“I’m sorry,” she apologizes again.<\/p>\n

Sam, expecting Lydia to have said ‘thank you,’ quickly replies, “You’re welcome.” Then a beat. “Wait . . .”<\/p>\n

Both kids hit the floor laughing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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