{"id":2948,"date":"2018-12-25T00:20:07","date_gmt":"2018-12-25T05:20:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=2948"},"modified":"2018-12-25T06:58:45","modified_gmt":"2018-12-25T11:58:45","slug":"christmas-eve-update-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=2948","title":{"rendered":"christmas eve update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Times the cat has launched off the tree skirt and irritated Mom: 12<\/p>\n<p>How many ornaments the kids have broken: 1<\/p>\n<p>How many ornaments Mom has broken: 0, ha!<\/p>\n<p>How many cookies Mom has made: 428<\/p>\n<p>How many Godzilla ornaments are on Sam&#8217;s tree: 4<\/p>\n<p>How many fully decorated trees are in the house: 4<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/img_0562.jpg\" class=\"wp-image-2947 size-full\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/img_0562.jpg 600w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/img_0562-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Times the cat has launched off the tree skirt and irritated Mom: 12 How many ornaments the kids have broken: 1 How many ornaments Mom has broken: 0, ha! How many cookies Mom has made: 428 How many Godzilla ornaments are on Sam&#8217;s tree: 4 How many fully decorated trees are in the house: 4<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,10,11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2948"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2948"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2948\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2949,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2948\/revisions\/2949"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}