“Sam, are you looking forward to drums later?” I ask.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Yes!” Sam replies. “I am really excited about wearing long sleeved clothes!” He steps forward to reveal his outfit: a grey long-sleeve shirt with orange stripes matched with a tight pair of blue and neon green long pants.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Baby, you can’t wear those pants out. They’re loungy pants.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“No they’re not!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“They are, Baby.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well . . . then I officially declare them OUTSIDE PANTS.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Honey, they’re long underwear. They’re not meant as outside pants.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Long underwear? What the heck is long underwear?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s like underwear, Baby, but long sleeves. Look, it has this little hole here,” I gesture and show him the weird little hole slot thing that I’ve never known a guy to use, yet here we are.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sam stares at me, incredulous. “WHY WOULD ANYONE MAKE LONG-SLEEVED UNDERWEAR?!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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