{"id":3074,"date":"2019-12-24T18:20:18","date_gmt":"2019-12-24T23:20:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=3074"},"modified":"2019-12-24T18:20:18","modified_gmt":"2019-12-24T23:20:18","slug":"christmas-eve-update-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=3074","title":{"rendered":"christmas eve update"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>How many ornaments the kids have broken: 0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>How many ornaments Mom has broken: 3, i think<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>How many cookies Mom has made: 497 (I made a spreadsheet this year)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>How many Godzilla ornaments are on Sam\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s tree: 5<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Christmas light Interventions threatened: 5<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Air conditioning: ON<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_6430-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3075\" width=\"500\" height=\"768\"\/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How many ornaments the kids have broken: 0 How many ornaments Mom has broken: 3, i think How many cookies Mom has made: 497 (I made a spreadsheet this year) How many Godzilla ornaments are on Sam\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s tree: 5 Christmas light Interventions threatened: 5 Air conditioning: ON<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,10,11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3074"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3074"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3074\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3076,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3074\/revisions\/3076"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3074"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3074"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3074"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}