{"id":312,"date":"2006-08-24T20:44:34","date_gmt":"2006-08-25T01:44:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=312"},"modified":"2006-08-25T11:59:34","modified_gmt":"2006-08-25T16:59:34","slug":"not-one-of-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=312","title":{"rendered":"not one of us"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s time to tour the planets that make up our solar system &#8211; come on!<\/p>\n<p>The closest to the sun is the planet Mercury<\/p>\n<p>Next the shouded planet Venus<br \/>\nIs as covered as can be<\/p>\n<p>The Earth is next, we call it home<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s hope it stays that way<\/p>\n<p>And then there&#8217;s Mars, it&#8217;s really red<br \/>\nWhat more can I say?<\/p>\n<p>The Gassy planet Jupiter&#8217;s<br \/>\nAs big as planets come<\/p>\n<p>Then there&#8217;s Saturn with its mighty rings,<br \/>\nMade up of tiny crumbs<\/p>\n<p>We travel on to Neptune<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s a gassy-freezy ball<\/p>\n<p><s><a href=\"http:\/\/today.reuters.com\/news\/articlebusiness.aspx?type=tnBusinessNews&#038;storyID=nL2435915&#038;from=business\">And cold and tiny Pluto<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s the furthest one of all<\/a><\/s><\/p>\n<p>Well, there you go, that&#8217;s our solar system<\/p>\n<p>-You forgot Uranus<\/p>\n<p>Goodnight everybody!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s time to tour the planets that make up our solar system &#8211; come on! The closest to the sun is the planet Mercury Next the shouded planet Venus Is as covered as can be The Earth is next, we call it home Let&#8217;s hope it stays that way And then there&#8217;s Mars, it&#8217;s really [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=312"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}