{"id":321,"date":"2006-10-31T16:12:08","date_gmt":"2006-10-31T21:12:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=321"},"modified":"2006-10-31T16:12:08","modified_gmt":"2006-10-31T21:12:08","slug":"and-it-was-cherry-red-too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=321","title":{"rendered":"and it was cherry-red, too"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While heading to work today we got behind a car &#8212; a Dodge\/Chevy\/Whatever Charger &#8212; with the license plate that read GODNCHR.<\/p>\n<p>I was just about to announce that the plate read &#8216;good and crunchy&#8217; when Steven declared it said either &#8216;God in charge&#8217; or &#8216;God in charger.&#8217;  <\/p>\n<p>Both of his made more sense than mine but if &#8216;God in charger&#8217; is true then that makes the person inside very, very arrogant . . . unless it WAS God . . . and it very well could have been.<\/p>\n<p>After all, what better place for God to hide out than in Alabama, driving down 280 in a Charger?  <\/p>\n<p>Though I would have expected God to drive a Volvo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While heading to work today we got behind a car &#8212; a Dodge\/Chevy\/Whatever Charger &#8212; with the license plate that read GODNCHR. I was just about to announce that the plate read &#8216;good and crunchy&#8217; when Steven declared it said either &#8216;God in charge&#8217; or &#8216;God in charger.&#8217; Both of his made more sense than [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=321"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}