{"id":323,"date":"2006-11-26T11:20:48","date_gmt":"2006-11-26T16:20:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=323"},"modified":"2006-11-26T11:20:48","modified_gmt":"2006-11-26T16:20:48","slug":"what-the-tree-might-be-thinking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=323","title":{"rendered":"what the tree might be thinking"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well, it is now officially After Thanksgiving, so we’ve been working on Christmas decorations and all that jolly good stuff. <\/p>\n

This year is the third year for our Christmas tree<\/a>, and I’m still loving it.<\/p>\n

After I got done setting it up and getting all the lights on it — 2500!!! — I bet it looked around, sighed in a very tree-like manner and thought, “Another year, another house. Can’t these people just stay put for heaven’s sake?”<\/p>\n

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Well, it is now officially After Thanksgiving, so we’ve been working on Christmas decorations and all that jolly good stuff. This year is the third year for our Christmas tree, and I’m still loving it. After I got done setting it up and getting all the lights on it — 2500!!! — I bet it […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=323"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}