{"id":336,"date":"2007-01-10T07:35:41","date_gmt":"2007-01-10T12:35:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=336"},"modified":"2007-01-10T09:07:03","modified_gmt":"2007-01-10T14:07:03","slug":"one-of-those-times-when-i-wish-i-had-my-camera-with-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=336","title":{"rendered":"one of those times when I wish I had my camera with me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Driving up to work this morning and I notice the driver in front of me is fiddling with something.  I look closer and she&#8217;s messing with her hair . . . with both hands.<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s putting large curlers in her hair with both hands while driving down the middle lane of 280.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re not stopped at a red light &#8212; we are moving.  They are those large curlers, too.  They&#8217;re about two inches in diameter.  She&#8217;s messing with those and a brush so I can only assume she&#8217;s steering with her knees, a la Bubbett.  I&#8217;m kinda freaked out.  Maybe she&#8217;s professionally trained and knows what she&#8217;s doing but we&#8217;re in morning rush hour traffic here.<\/p>\n<p>It was a white Toyota 4 Runner, liscense plate 58H397F.  If you see her &#8212; run.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Driving up to work this morning and I notice the driver in front of me is fiddling with something. I look closer and she&#8217;s messing with her hair . . . with both hands. She&#8217;s putting large curlers in her hair with both hands while driving down the middle lane of 280. We&#8217;re not stopped [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=336"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}