{"id":338,"date":"2007-04-06T19:37:33","date_gmt":"2007-04-07T00:37:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=338"},"modified":"2007-04-06T19:37:33","modified_gmt":"2007-04-07T00:37:33","slug":"tunalicious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=338","title":{"rendered":"tunalicious"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I come home and feed the kitties some lovely, more-expensive-than-necessary tuna and shrimp flavored cat food.  Bon appetit.<\/p>\n<p>Five minutes later, Renton barfs his up right in the middle of the living room rug.  Half the house has hardwood and he always shoots for the one spot of carpet.  Now the living room has the aroma of warm tuna.<\/p>\n<p><em>Thirty seconds<\/em> after he does this, he marches back to his bowl for seconds!  I&#8217;m just preparing to clean up his spatterings in the living room, and he&#8217;s friggin&#8217; hungry again  for the same thing that he just spewed up??  WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS CREATURE?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I come home and feed the kitties some lovely, more-expensive-than-necessary tuna and shrimp flavored cat food. Bon appetit. Five minutes later, Renton barfs his up right in the middle of the living room rug. Half the house has hardwood and he always shoots for the one spot of carpet. Now the living room has the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/338"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=338"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/338\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}