{"id":340,"date":"2007-04-08T20:30:17","date_gmt":"2007-04-09T01:30:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=340"},"modified":"2007-04-08T20:30:17","modified_gmt":"2007-04-09T01:30:17","slug":"always-turning-me-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=340","title":{"rendered":"always turning me on"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Steven comes into the bedroom and switches on the floor lamp.<\/p>\n<p>He then begins to remark, &#8220;Do you want a three-way . . .&#8221; then stumbles at seeing the look on my face.  <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;. . . in this . . . lamp?&#8221; he finishes.<\/p>\n<p>He meant a new three-way-setting light bulb for the lamp.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Steven comes into the bedroom and switches on the floor lamp. He then begins to remark, &#8220;Do you want a three-way . . .&#8221; then stumbles at seeing the look on my face. &#8220;. . . in this . . . lamp?&#8221; he finishes. He meant a new three-way-setting light bulb for the lamp.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=340"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}