{"id":344,"date":"2007-05-10T21:20:25","date_gmt":"2007-05-11T02:20:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=344"},"modified":"2007-05-10T21:20:25","modified_gmt":"2007-05-11T02:20:25","slug":"a-story-for-lisa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=344","title":{"rendered":"a story for Lisa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Steven ran into a couple of spiders outside so he grabbed the can of Raid to take care of him.  A few minutes later he came back in the house with a dazed look on his face while holding the can of Raid and the flashlight.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Are you okay?&#8221; I asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The spider had an egg sack on it,&#8221; he explained.  &#8220;I sprayed it, and then spiders started bursting out of it everywhere &#8212; very disturbing.  It was like spider diarrhea.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He shuddered, then said, &#8220;I&#8217;ve got to go take a shower.  I&#8217;m going to feel like spiders are on me for weeks.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Steven ran into a couple of spiders outside so he grabbed the can of Raid to take care of him. A few minutes later he came back in the house with a dazed look on his face while holding the can of Raid and the flashlight. &#8220;Are you okay?&#8221; I asked. &#8220;The spider had an [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=344"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}