{"id":35,"date":"2003-09-08T21:22:58","date_gmt":"2003-09-09T01:22:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=35"},"modified":"2006-08-14T21:33:59","modified_gmt":"2006-08-15T02:33:59","slug":"you-never-know-whos-reading","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=35","title":{"rendered":"You Never Know Who&#8217;s Reading"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just would like to say a quick hey there and hello (how redundant) to my parents; I just found out that my dad, who must have been bored one day, Googled my name, and came up on my blog thing.  So hi; welcome to my place on the web where I talk a lot, cuss more, and bitch about Fort Payne drivers (see previous post, ha).  And I would like to take this time to confess that, yes, I am. . .a crackwhore.  And yes, I was. . .just kidding.  And Renton ate my fantasticly cheap wal-mart red sweater; he might find himself wearing red himself soon, once I beat him.  Yes, I am just kidding again.  <\/p>\n<p>And a side announcement, I have pictures up of <a href=\"http:\/\/hissineedyou.tripod.com\/people.htm\">people I know<\/a>!  And now, the people I know are either amused (Steven, Jason) or have had their feelings hurt because they take everything so personally (Willis).  And I know he&#8217;ll be hurt by that statement, too.  And that one.  And it just goes on and on and on . . .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just would like to say a quick hey there and hello (how redundant) to my parents; I just found out that my dad, who must have been bored one day, Googled my name, and came up on my blog thing. So hi; welcome to my place on the web where I talk a lot, cuss [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}