{"id":358,"date":"2007-08-18T08:07:22","date_gmt":"2007-08-18T13:07:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=358"},"modified":"2007-08-18T08:07:22","modified_gmt":"2007-08-18T13:07:22","slug":"i-am-a-cat-person-after-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=358","title":{"rendered":"I am a cat person, after all"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I was behind a woman in the checkout line at PETCO.  Her purchase reminded me if I ever went against my nature and got a dog and it was a girl, I would definitely get her spayed.<\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/dog_diapers.jpg' alt='doggy diapers' \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Cause, man, dealing with that would be a bitch.<\/p>\n<p>Zing!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I was behind a woman in the checkout line at PETCO. Her purchase reminded me if I ever went against my nature and got a dog and it was a girl, I would definitely get her spayed. &#8216;Cause, man, dealing with that would be a bitch. Zing!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/358"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=358"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/358\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}