Steven’s about to walk out the door to head to work. I’m in the bathroom, still flat-ironing my hair — one of my few vanities.<\/p>\n
Steven leans across the threshold of the doorway to the bathroom to kiss me goodbye. He’s not allowed entrance because Renton has stretched himself lengthwise across the doorway like a Sphinx. His body manner screams, “You shall not pass!” <\/p>\n
“Bye, Renton,” Steven says. Renton stares straight ahead, waiting for the intruder to leave.<\/p>\n
Steven goes over to the bed to say goodbye to Hermione. They had been wrestling earlier and she was under one of his shirts.<\/p>\n
“Bye, ‘Mione.”<\/p>\n
“Qushweitoeigaf!” she replies. (Translation: her pissed-off duck noise.) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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