{"id":388,"date":"2008-05-16T06:59:36","date_gmt":"2008-05-16T11:59:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=388"},"modified":"2017-06-27T17:32:21","modified_gmt":"2017-06-27T22:32:21","slug":"looking-at-him-makes-you-tired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=388","title":{"rendered":"looking at him makes you tired"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I&#8217;m getting ready for work in the mornings, Renton is very good at making me feel guilty about leaving.  All he has to do is lounge in the bed like this:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/2496230471_c5a592ecde_z.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\"  class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2648\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/2496230471_c5a592ecde_z.jpg 480w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/2496230471_c5a592ecde_z-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It makes it very hard to get ready for work in the mornings.  His eyes are usually half-shut, too, but I didn&#8217;t sneak up on him that well.<\/p>\n<p>My first words in the morning are always some form of &#8220;turd&#8221; because he will always leap up onto the bed right after I vacate it so he can sop up the remaining bits of warmth I&#8217;ve left in my slumber.  He is such a turd.<\/p>\n<p>I think he senses there is a change coming to the household &#8212; he has gotten very needy lately.  That&#8217;s saying something, too, because he was needy in the first place.  When I get home from work he is all &#8220;MEOW MEOW MEOW!!!&#8221; and absolutely grinding his head into my toenails.  I don&#8217;t see how he doesn&#8217;t gouge out an eye.  He senses the coming of Lydia.<\/p>\n<p>Hermione, however, seems oblivious.  She thinks the pretty room filled with stuff is for her, I imagine.  She&#8217;s in for a surprise.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/2492321190_c7ed0e3614_z.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\"  class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2650\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/2492321190_c7ed0e3614_z.jpg 640w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/2492321190_c7ed0e3614_z-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I&#8217;m getting ready for work in the mornings, Renton is very good at making me feel guilty about leaving. All he has to do is lounge in the bed like this: It makes it very hard to get ready for work in the mornings. His eyes are usually half-shut, too, but I didn&#8217;t sneak [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=388"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2651,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388\/revisions\/2651"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}