{"id":395,"date":"2008-08-07T07:05:33","date_gmt":"2008-08-07T12:05:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=395"},"modified":"2008-08-07T07:05:33","modified_gmt":"2008-08-07T12:05:33","slug":"celebrity-gossip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=395","title":{"rendered":"celebrity gossip"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I read a news story that reported <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/news\/ni0523961\/\">Shia Labeouf might lose a finger due to a car accident<\/a>.  <\/p>\n<p>When I mentioned it to Steven, he chuckled and said, &#8220;I can see it now.  They came in to tell him he might lose his finger and he goes, &#8216;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=8IXCK1EyP4s\">No! Nononono no no no!<\/a>&#8216; &#8221;<\/p>\n<p>When I read from the story that they might have to incorporate the lack of a digit in the next Transformers movie, Steven continued:  &#8220;That&#8217;ll be the most creative bit of writing Michael Bay has ever done.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But then he reflected and added, &#8220;I don&#8217;t know, I think Michael Bay would have more fun creating a CGI hand.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re horrible.  We know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I read a news story that reported Shia Labeouf might lose a finger due to a car accident. When I mentioned it to Steven, he chuckled and said, &#8220;I can see it now. They came in to tell him he might lose his finger and he goes, &#8216;No! Nononono no no no!&#8216; &#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/395"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=395"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/395\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}