{"id":4,"date":"2003-08-11T11:38:11","date_gmt":"2003-08-11T15:38:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=4"},"modified":"2006-08-14T21:46:29","modified_gmt":"2006-08-15T02:46:29","slug":"106061989170126724","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=4","title":{"rendered":"random thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Funny things I have picked up along the way:<\/p>\n<p>A diamond engagement ring is a wonderful thing: How else can you tell her you want to be her husband and will love her forever, whilst simultaneously funding some horrific bush war.<br \/>\nM Skills, UK <\/p>\n<p>Fairy Tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.<\/p>\n<p>And BellSouth makes me mad.  So there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Funny things I have picked up along the way: A diamond engagement ring is a wonderful thing: How else can you tell her you want to be her husband and will love her forever, whilst simultaneously funding some horrific bush war. M Skills, UK Fairy Tales are more than true: not because they tell us [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}