{"id":411,"date":"2008-11-16T18:56:47","date_gmt":"2008-11-16T23:56:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=411"},"modified":"2008-11-16T18:58:51","modified_gmt":"2008-11-16T23:58:51","slug":"infant-stimulation-overload","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=411","title":{"rendered":"infant stimulation overload"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ran into this on Amazon.  Model child doth not look happy.  Looks freaked out, in fact.  <\/p>\n<p>I would be too, kid.  I would be, too.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3071\/3036601624_ea22cb7f3f.jpg\" alt=\"sunny screaming child\" width=\"400\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ran into this on Amazon. Model child doth not look happy. Looks freaked out, in fact. I would be too, kid. I would be, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=411"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}