Steven: “Hypothetically, if we filled up a vacuum cleaner bag, where would I find more?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Sears.”<\/p>\n
Steven: “No, I mean in the house.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Oh, the utility closet.”<\/p>\n
Steven: “Hypothetically, if there weren’t any there, then where would they be?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Then hypothetically, we would be out. Hey, what if, hypothetically, you were to empty out the full bag some and attach it back on?”<\/p>\n
Steven: “Easier said than done. Hey, I could use the vacuum cleaner to suck out the–oh.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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