{"id":413,"date":"2008-12-16T06:58:12","date_gmt":"2008-12-16T11:58:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=413"},"modified":"2008-12-16T07:02:37","modified_gmt":"2008-12-16T12:02:37","slug":"cant-win-for-losing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=413","title":{"rendered":"can&#8217;t win for losing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This year I made a change in my present-wrapping material to derail <a href=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=375\">Renton&#8217;s nutty habits<\/a>.  Tecnically, you could say it worked &#8212; he hasn&#8217;t been caught munching under the tree once.<\/p>\n<p>The problem,<a href=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=154\"> again<\/a>, is Hermione.  She seems to have a taste for raffia.  Once again I am faced with presenting gifts encrusted with a glaze of cat spit. <\/p>\n<p>Maybe next year I&#8217;ll wrap the presents in chicken wire and staples.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This year I made a change in my present-wrapping material to derail Renton&#8217;s nutty habits. Tecnically, you could say it worked &#8212; he hasn&#8217;t been caught munching under the tree once. The problem, again, is Hermione. She seems to have a taste for raffia. Once again I am faced with presenting gifts encrusted with a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=413"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}