{"id":419,"date":"2009-02-01T11:08:05","date_gmt":"2009-02-01T16:08:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=419"},"modified":"2009-02-01T11:08:05","modified_gmt":"2009-02-01T16:08:05","slug":"quotes-ive-been-meaning-to-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=419","title":{"rendered":"quotes I’ve been meaning to post"},"content":{"rendered":"

Steven’s dad, while holding Lydia and observing me working on Christmas cards: “You’re doing what I need to be doing.”<\/p>\n

Steven, thinking his dad was talking to Lydia: “What, pooping?”<\/p>\n

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Overheard in J.C. Penney dressing room. These girls were hilarious, but this one was the only thing I wrote down.<\/p>\n

“No, I like<\/em> it, I want to wear<\/em> it, I just don’t like the body that’s in<\/em> it.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Steven’s dad, while holding Lydia and observing me working on Christmas cards: “You’re doing what I need to be doing.” Steven, thinking his dad was talking to Lydia: “What, pooping?” _________________________________ Overheard in J.C. Penney dressing room. These girls were hilarious, but this one was the only thing I wrote down. “No, I like it, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=419"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}