{"id":42,"date":"2003-09-10T19:41:15","date_gmt":"2003-09-10T23:41:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=42"},"modified":"2006-08-14T21:32:22","modified_gmt":"2006-08-15T02:32:22","slug":"googlism-do-it-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=42","title":{"rendered":"Googlism &#8212; Do It Now!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am so very easily amused.  You must do a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.googlism.com\">googlism<\/a> on your name.  <a href=\"http:\/\/hissineedyou.tripod.com\/bio_googlism.htm\">Here<\/a> are my results.  I think my personal favorite is &#8220;Carrie is a professional slut,&#8221; but &#8220;Carrie is the most gorgeous female ever&#8221; has a nice ring to it as well.  Then there is &#8220;Carrie is invited to a couple&#8217;s house in the hamptons only to be flashed by the husband.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am so very easily amused. You must do a googlism on your name. Here are my results. I think my personal favorite is &#8220;Carrie is a professional slut,&#8221; but &#8220;Carrie is the most gorgeous female ever&#8221; has a nice ring to it as well. Then there is &#8220;Carrie is invited to a couple&#8217;s house [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}