{"id":420,"date":"2009-02-14T09:41:42","date_gmt":"2009-02-14T14:41:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=420"},"modified":"2009-02-14T09:41:42","modified_gmt":"2009-02-14T14:41:42","slug":"my-kingdom-for-a-lap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=420","title":{"rendered":"my kingdom for a lap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lydia, Hermione, and I were playing on the floor this morning when Hermione spied an open lap to cuddle up in:  Lydia&#8217;s.  She went for it, which got Lydia so excited she began scissor-kicking.<\/p>\n<p>Hermione, now feeling rejected, came back into my arms to cuddle with me.  I&#8217;m just thrilled that Hermione recognizes Lydia as having a lap and is therefore a bonifide person.  Cats are pretty neat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lydia, Hermione, and I were playing on the floor this morning when Hermione spied an open lap to cuddle up in: Lydia&#8217;s. She went for it, which got Lydia so excited she began scissor-kicking. Hermione, now feeling rejected, came back into my arms to cuddle with me. I&#8217;m just thrilled that Hermione recognizes Lydia as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,4,16],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=420"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":421,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420\/revisions\/421"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}