{"id":422,"date":"2009-02-15T15:01:15","date_gmt":"2009-02-15T20:01:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=422"},"modified":"2017-06-27T12:34:45","modified_gmt":"2017-06-27T17:34:45","slug":"any-cop-i-see-will-get-a-free-cup-of-coffee-and-doughnut-of-his-or-her-choice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=422","title":{"rendered":"any cop I see will get a free cup of coffee and doughnut of his or her choice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And now, a most excellent follow-up to <a href=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=404\">this post<\/a> from earlier last year.<\/p>\n<p>First point of order:  I never made any sort of complaint to the homeowners&#8217; association or whoever it is that we send our yearly check to.  We are apparently not the only people who were irritated.<\/p>\n<p>Second point of order:  check out the underlined part!  I danced in the living room as Steven read it out loud.<\/p>\n<p>It is a happy day in our little bit of the world.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/3280822823_d80ef726a5_z.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"640\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2548\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/3280822823_d80ef726a5_z.jpg 525w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/3280822823_d80ef726a5_z-246x300.jpg 246w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And now, a most excellent follow-up to this post from earlier last year. First point of order: I never made any sort of complaint to the homeowners&#8217; association or whoever it is that we send our yearly check to. We are apparently not the only people who were irritated. Second point of order: check out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,11,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/422"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=422"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/422\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2549,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/422\/revisions\/2549"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}