{"id":468,"date":"2009-04-27T20:17:20","date_gmt":"2009-04-28T01:17:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=468"},"modified":"2009-04-27T20:17:20","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T01:17:20","slug":"not-a-good-way-to-look-at-the-carseat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=468","title":{"rendered":"not a good way to look at the carseat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Steven and I were installing Lydia&#8217;s new carseat in Elliott earlier this evening and we spent some time familiarizing ourselves with all the straps, clips and hold-em-downs so we won&#8217;t panic the first time we strap a flailing girl in it.  It&#8217;s pretty similar to her carrier seat, only bigger and it doesn&#8217;t move.<\/p>\n<p>Steven was searching for the strap release with his index finger &#8212; it&#8217;s underneath all the padding &#8212; when we realized how naughty the whole thing looked.<\/p>\n<p>Steven finally found the trigger release and said, &#8220;Hey, the classic Two-Fingered Exploratory Maneuver actually works best for that!  You know you&#8217;ve found it when the carseat&#8217;s moaning!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Steven and I were installing Lydia&#8217;s new carseat in Elliott earlier this evening and we spent some time familiarizing ourselves with all the straps, clips and hold-em-downs so we won&#8217;t panic the first time we strap a flailing girl in it. It&#8217;s pretty similar to her carrier seat, only bigger and it doesn&#8217;t move. Steven [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/468"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=468"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/468\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":469,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/468\/revisions\/469"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}