{"id":51,"date":"2003-09-19T07:25:26","date_gmt":"2003-09-19T11:25:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=51"},"modified":"2006-08-14T21:29:49","modified_gmt":"2006-08-15T02:29:49","slug":"avast-prepare-to-be-swaggered-bilge-rat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=51","title":{"rendered":"Avast!  Prepare to be swaggered, bilge rat!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.talklikeapirate.com\">Arrrrr.<\/a>  &#8216;Tis be Talk Like A Pirate Day.  Time to be a conjugatin&#8217; them verbals, and right smartly.  Oi, and don&#8217;t ferget thar rum.  And learn yer some poetry, ay?<\/p>\n<p>We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot.<br \/>\nDrink up me &#8216;earties, Yo Ho!<br \/>\nWe kidnap and ravage and don&#8217;t give a hoot.<br \/>\nDrink up me &#8216;earties, Yo Ho!<\/p>\n<p>Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate&#8217;s life for me.<\/p>\n<p>We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack.<br \/>\nDrink up me &#8216;earties, Yo Ho!<br \/>\nMaraud and embezzle and even hijack.<br \/>\nDrink up me &#8216;earties, Yo Ho!<\/p>\n<p>Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate&#8217;s life for me.<br \/>\nYo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate&#8217;s life for me.<\/p>\n<p>We kindle and char, inflame and ignite.<br \/>\nDrink up me &#8216;earties, Yo Ho!<br \/>\nWe burn up the city, we&#8217;re really a fright.<br \/>\nDrink up me &#8216;earties, Yo Ho!<\/p>\n<p>Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate&#8217;s life for me.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re rascals, scoundrels, villans and knaves.<br \/>\nDrink up me &#8216;earties, Yo Ho!<br \/>\nWe&#8217;re devils and black sheep, really bad eggs!<br \/>\nDrink up me &#8216;earties, Yo Ho!<\/p>\n<p>Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate&#8217;s life for me.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re beggars and blighters and ne&#8217;er-do-well cads.<br \/>\nDrink up me &#8216;earties, Yo Ho!<br \/>\nAye! But we&#8217;re loved by our mommies and dads!<br \/>\nDrink up me &#8216;earties, Yo Ho!<\/p>\n<p>Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate&#8217;s life for me.<br \/>\nYo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate&#8217;s life for me.<br \/>\nYo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate&#8217;s life for me.<br \/>\nYo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate&#8217;s life for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Arrrrr. &#8216;Tis be Talk Like A Pirate Day. Time to be a conjugatin&#8217; them verbals, and right smartly. Oi, and don&#8217;t ferget thar rum. And learn yer some poetry, ay? We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot. Drink up me &#8216;earties, Yo Ho! We kidnap and ravage and don&#8217;t give a hoot. Drink up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=51"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=51"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=51"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=51"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}