{"id":525,"date":"2009-12-13T09:34:46","date_gmt":"2009-12-13T14:34:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=525"},"modified":"2017-06-27T08:51:30","modified_gmt":"2017-06-27T13:51:30","slug":"the-tree-2009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=525","title":{"rendered":"the tree, 2009"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I give you The Tree, 2009:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/4140178873_25a0be3927_z.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\"  class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2427\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/4140178873_25a0be3927_z.jpg 425w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/4140178873_25a0be3927_z-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 425px) 100vw, 425px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Lights:  2600 total, tied for last year<\/p>\n<p>Lydia:  surprisingly has shown a healthy respect for the tree thus far; she knows not to touch it &#8212; she just gets a kick out of naming what all the ornaments are<\/p>\n<p>Cats:  had been at their BEST behavior until the first presents went under the tree; I caught Renton in the act of chewing ribbon not ten minutes after I finished wrapping<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I give you The Tree, 2009: Lights: 2600 total, tied for last year Lydia: surprisingly has shown a healthy respect for the tree thus far; she knows not to touch it &#8212; she just gets a kick out of naming what all the ornaments are Cats: had been at their BEST behavior until the first [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=525"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2428,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525\/revisions\/2428"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}