{"id":535,"date":"2010-02-28T17:00:12","date_gmt":"2010-02-28T22:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=535"},"modified":"2010-02-28T17:00:12","modified_gmt":"2010-02-28T22:00:12","slug":"yo-gabba-gabba-made-me-cry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=535","title":{"rendered":"yo gabba gabba made me cry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lydia has taken up a new addiction recently &#8212; the kids&#8217; show Yo Gabba Gabba. Oh, how enthralled she is!<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully, it&#8217;s a pretty snazzy show and both Steven and I are able to sit through it. In fact, it can be rather entertaining. Thank God our child was not born during the Age of Barney the Dinosaur.<\/p>\n<p>Saturday morning found the three of us parked on the sofa watching Lydia&#8217;s newest video and learning about Greetings, with the Daddy&#8217;s Girl parked in Steven&#8217;s lap.<\/p>\n<p>As the characters began a song about &#8220;goodbye,&#8221; my mind began to travel as it does and I found myself upon a horribly sweet and simultaneously morbid thought. This song, with its words of, &#8220;Goodbye, see ya later, we had fun,&#8221; would be a good pick for a kids&#8217; funeral.<\/p>\n<p>Why why why do I think of stuff like this? I think a lot of women, especially moms, inadvertently come up with these torturous mind trails.  When your kid takes a tumble down the stairs; before you&#8217;ve reached the bottom after them your mind has already gone through an entire worst-case scenario that ends up with you having to call everyone in your contact list . . . . only to reach the bottom of that long staircase and your child pops right up, saying,&#8221;Uh oh.&#8221;  And my sister says I don&#8217;t plan ahead.  Hrmmph.<\/p>\n<p>So there I am watching Yo Gabba Gabba with my husband and daughter, trying with my utmost effort not to burst into tears as they sing goodbye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lydia has taken up a new addiction recently &#8212; the kids&#8217; show Yo Gabba Gabba. Oh, how enthralled she is! Thankfully, it&#8217;s a pretty snazzy show and both Steven and I are able to sit through it. In fact, it can be rather entertaining. Thank God our child was not born during the Age of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,16,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=535"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":537,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535\/revisions\/537"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}