{"id":54,"date":"2003-09-26T11:39:09","date_gmt":"2003-09-26T15:39:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=54"},"modified":"2006-08-14T21:29:05","modified_gmt":"2006-08-15T02:29:05","slug":"stupid-georgia-and-an-old-friend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=54","title":{"rendered":"Stupid Georgia And An Old Friend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Damn near GameDay!  Woohoo, it&#8217;s about time.  Last week was an off-week, so I had to make do with watching the Tennessee\/Florida game and the LSU\/Georgia game.  Speaking of which, stupid Georgia!  It was hard to pick which one I wanted to lose in that game.  At first I was pulling for LSU (cause Georgia needed to lose), until Cathy pointed out that it would be better for Auburn if LSU lost, since they are in SEC West w\/ us, whereas Georgia is in SEC East.  Alright, pulling for Georgia.  I figured they&#8217;d win anyway.  Stupid Georgia lost!  The one time we needed them to win something, they lost!  They probably did it on purpose, too.  I bet they thought, &#8220;Now, what would be the worst thing for Auburn?  Us losing?  Okay, let&#8217;s do that.  Anything to piss Auburn off.&#8221;  Thanks a lot Georgia; see ya in November.<\/p>\n<p>So this old acquaintance of mine showed up the other day, out of the blue.  Haven&#8217;t seen him for four and a half years; I had figured he would never show up again.  How wrong I was.  He used to show up more often, usually around holidays, birthdays, or times when I had to go somewhere.  Quite annoying, really.  He&#8217;d just come on in, say hey how ya doing haven&#8217;t seen you in a while, and proceed to move right on in.  But, like I said, I haven&#8217;t seen him in quite a while, and had hoped I&#8217;d seen the end of him.  That&#8217;s what I told everybody who asked; he wasn&#8217;t coming back.  <\/p>\n<p>I have almost completely forgotten what it&#8217;s like with him here, and I regret to say that sometimes, back when I thought he wouldn&#8217;t show up again, I had slightly wished he would, just to remind myself how it was.  I truly couldn&#8217;t remember what it was like; I thought surely it wasn&#8217;t that bad.  Couldn&#8217;t have been that bad.  Now I&#8217;m suffering the consequences of &#8216;be careful what you wish for, it might come true,&#8217; and it sucks, and I just want to get to Auburn, and then I&#8217;ll worry about him.  I can tolerate him &#8217;till I get to Auburn, just let me get there.  <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, like it or lump it, he&#8217;s here again, and I can&#8217;t wait to get rid of him.  Until then, I might as well be nice. . . so welcome back, Asthma, long time no see, and would you please get the f*** outta my life.   Thank you.<\/p>\n<p>And now, off to Auburn I go I go.  Haven&#8217;t been to the stadium since the ill-fated USC game.  GameDay makes everything better; always remember that.  And I will feel good and we will win and it will not rain; always the optomist am I.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Damn near GameDay! Woohoo, it&#8217;s about time. Last week was an off-week, so I had to make do with watching the Tennessee\/Florida game and the LSU\/Georgia game. Speaking of which, stupid Georgia! It was hard to pick which one I wanted to lose in that game. At first I was pulling for LSU (cause Georgia [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}