{"id":55,"date":"2003-09-30T18:25:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-30T22:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=55"},"modified":"2006-08-14T21:28:52","modified_gmt":"2006-08-15T02:28:52","slug":"the-itsy-bitsy-spider-crawled-into-rentons-mouth-down-closed-the-jaw-and-swallowed-the-spider-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=55","title":{"rendered":"The Itsy Bitsy Spider Crawled Into Renton&#8217;s Mouth (Down Closed The Jaw And Swallowed The Spider Down)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dance dance dance!  Auburn won last week, 48 to 7.  (I&#8217;m just gonna type out the score lazy-like from now on; I&#8217;m tired of drawing up the score all cool and making a link, yada yada).  Anyhoo, yay!!! And yes, I know it was just western Kentucky, but us Auburn fans are hard-up for victories.  <\/p>\n<p>I really don&#8217;t like spiders.  Apparently Renton doesn&#8217;t, either.  I came out of my room one morning to find no less than three huge half-eaten spider carcasses in the dining room.   Eww, I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s worse, knowing those kind of spiders are in my apartment, or knowing my cat kills and ingests them for fun.  <\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s one thing I&#8217;ve noticed about Fort Payne; they have a bunch of interesting, different bugs.  Nope, not your normal houseflies and mosquitoes for this town.  It is like Entomology 101 outside my apartment door.  As I type, outside my door there lies a dead walking stick, cicada, grasshopper, beetle, various gnats, and a dead bird that the neighbor&#8217;s cat contributed, but that doesn&#8217;t count.  At least they&#8217;re dead.  The spiders in my apartment are alive and kicking, until they meet up with Renton the Spider Killer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dance dance dance! Auburn won last week, 48 to 7. (I&#8217;m just gonna type out the score lazy-like from now on; I&#8217;m tired of drawing up the score all cool and making a link, yada yada). Anyhoo, yay!!! And yes, I know it was just western Kentucky, but us Auburn fans are hard-up for victories. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=55"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=55"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=55"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=55"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}