{"id":571,"date":"2010-08-22T16:14:34","date_gmt":"2010-08-22T21:14:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=571"},"modified":"2017-06-27T07:44:26","modified_gmt":"2017-06-27T12:44:26","slug":"eater-of-crayons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=571","title":{"rendered":"eater of crayons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/4917428928_71d14005f9_z.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\"  class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/4917428928_71d14005f9_z.jpg 640w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/4917428928_71d14005f9_z-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We visited my sister down in Auburn yesterday.  Lydia&#8217;s cousin, Elizabeth, has these excellent crayons that are mostly encased in plastic.  Lydia was unamused with the unbreakable nature of the crayons and spent five minutes unsuccessfully trying to take them apart.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We visited my sister down in Auburn yesterday. Lydia&#8217;s cousin, Elizabeth, has these excellent crayons that are mostly encased in plastic. Lydia was unamused with the unbreakable nature of the crayons and spent five minutes unsuccessfully trying to take them apart.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=571"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2335,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571\/revisions\/2335"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}