{"id":580,"date":"2007-10-20T06:17:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-20T11:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=580"},"modified":"2011-07-24T20:57:02","modified_gmt":"2011-07-25T01:57:02","slug":"a-long-way-away","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=580","title":{"rendered":"A long way away"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Surprisingly, I didn&#8217;t cry when I told The Husband.  He was really so happy I just grinned as much as he did. <\/p>\n<p>When I handed him the package of baby stuff covered in Fanatic Fan images, I told him I saw a cute shirt in Wal-Mart and I just <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">had<\/span> to get it for him.  He proceeds to pull out a baby onesie and holds it up against his chest for a moment.  He told me later that his first thought was, &#8220;This is not going to fit me at all.  What was she thinking?&#8221;  A few seconds later and then it clicked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, my God.  Are you serious?&#8221;  he asked, looking from me to the onesie. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But you told me it might take six months &#8212; oh, wow!&#8221; Then he proceeded to hug me and cover me with kisses and take me out to a lovely Italian restaurant, where I almost choked to death on my ceasar salad because sometimes I forget how to chew.<\/p>\n<p>_________________________<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s really hitting us how far away Christmas &#8212; and thus, our mark for telling family and friends &#8212; really is.  A couple of times over dinner a friend&#8217;s name would come up and The Husband or I would get excited about telling them about our news and then we&#8217;d remember &#8212; we want to wait.  Damn.<\/p>\n<p>Even before I knew I was pregnant, I had already thought of how I&#8217;d tell the family via the if-I&#8217;m-pregnant-this-cycle-this-is-how-I&#8217;d-do-it route, and it worked out great since I would tell everyone around Christmas.  A perfect excuse to hand out gifts to everyone!<\/p>\n<p>The Husband tells me he will wait until I tell him it&#8217;s okay to spill the beans &#8212; it&#8217;s my decision.  Don&#8217;t tell me that!  I can think up any number of logical excuses to use Thanksgiving instead.  The family will be gathered together as well &#8212; in fact, more will be around.  Besides, I guarantee you my mother-in-law will figure me out before Christmas anyway.  She is good like that \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>I am practically dying to pick up the phone and call my mother right now.  It&#8217;s 6:34 a.m.?  So what?  Eight weeks is a long, long time when you have the best secret in the world.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Surprisingly, I didn&#8217;t cry when I told The Husband. He was really so happy I just grinned as much as he did. When I handed him the package of baby stuff covered in Fanatic Fan images, I told him I saw a cute shirt in Wal-Mart and I just had to get it for him. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/580"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=580"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/580\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":899,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/580\/revisions\/899"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}