{"id":587,"date":"2007-11-07T20:30:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-08T01:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=587"},"modified":"2011-07-24T20:56:13","modified_gmt":"2011-07-25T01:56:13","slug":"a-bizarre-feeling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=587","title":{"rendered":"a bizarre feeling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It is truly a bizarre sensation to feel absolutely, completely nauseated and at the same time be quite hungry; so hungry your stomach is growling in a most unpleasant fashion.<\/p>\n<p>So what do you do?<\/p>\n<p>I have learned that you get a Subway sandwich at 9 in the morning.  Just eat it slowly.  It will last you until 2 in the afternoon.<\/p>\n<p>Incidentally, Subway is AWESOME for serving sandwiches at this time of day.  They get a gold star from me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is truly a bizarre sensation to feel absolutely, completely nauseated and at the same time be quite hungry; so hungry your stomach is growling in a most unpleasant fashion. So what do you do? I have learned that you get a Subway sandwich at 9 in the morning. Just eat it slowly. It will [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=587"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":894,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587\/revisions\/894"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}