{"id":596,"date":"2008-02-10T09:25:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-10T14:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=596"},"modified":"2011-07-24T20:52:37","modified_gmt":"2011-07-25T01:52:37","slug":"crazy-r-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=596","title":{"rendered":"Crazy R Us"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re getting closer to the big day &#8212; we find out whether it&#8217;s a HeTaco or SheTaco on Tuesday afternoon.  Excitement!<\/p>\n<p>A few weekends ago, it might&#8217;ve been last weekend, I went with my mom to Babies R Us and was totally freaked out by all the STUFF there was.  STUFF was crammed into every free spot available &#8212; you could hardly move around without running into it, and most of it looked like crap anyway.  Do we really need all this STUFF?  Shriek shriek scream scream!  I couldn&#8217;t look at a thing.<\/p>\n<p>Yesteday was better.  For one, we didn&#8217;t go into the Crazy R Us store.  Also, perhaps I got over the STUFF a little bit.  Also also, I prefer the store layout and feel of places like Pottery Barn Kids.  I have high tastes, even though I can&#8217;t afford it sometimes.<\/p>\n<p>And so I made my bonifide first purchases for the Taco.  I found a diaper bag I liked and The Husband will be able to carry around and still hold on to his manliness and I also found a baby book &#8212; the kind you fill out, not an owner&#8217;s manual.  Mom also got me a blanket and I bought a baby blanket for a friend of ours who had her baby last week.  I haven&#8217;t seen it yet but The Husband has and said he had a full head of hair.  Our baby&#8217;s gonna be bald as Renton&#8217;s overlicked stomach.<\/p>\n<p>I also saw a crib I liked.  Oddly enough, it was at the Burlington Coat Factory.  They have more than coats now, apparently.  We&#8217;ll probably end up getting that one because The Husband didn&#8217;t seem to have too much of a preference.<\/p>\n<p>He is so sweet, though.  I don&#8217;t need him to care about baby furniture.  Yesterday morning we noticed I&#8217;ve got a noticeable little bump when I lay on my back and then he proceeded to talk to The Taco.  He told it we&#8217;re going to teach it its numbers the right way &#8212; 0 through 9.  That&#8217;s how the programmers do it, he said.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re getting closer to the big day &#8212; we find out whether it&#8217;s a HeTaco or SheTaco on Tuesday afternoon. Excitement! A few weekends ago, it might&#8217;ve been last weekend, I went with my mom to Babies R Us and was totally freaked out by all the STUFF there was. STUFF was crammed into every [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,22,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=596"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":879,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596\/revisions\/879"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}