{"id":600,"date":"2008-02-27T07:19:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-27T12:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=600"},"modified":"2011-07-24T20:51:48","modified_gmt":"2011-07-25T01:51:48","slug":"my-bladder-is-not-my-own","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=600","title":{"rendered":"my bladder is not my own"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The constant peeing thing that many pregnant women talk about is beginning to come on.  I&#8217;ll be sitting or laying down, perfectly fine with the world, but when I get up and Lydia shifts DOWN, it is instant alarm bells.  I&#8217;ve already freaked The Husband out once running to the bathroom crab-legged.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not making it through the night anymore either.  There is a nightly half-asleep pee session at some ungodly hour every night now.  Thankfully I can go right back to sleep.<\/p>\n<p>One good thing, however.  That good feeling you get when you pee?  It is much, much higher &#8212; very hard not to make happy noises at work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The constant peeing thing that many pregnant women talk about is beginning to come on. I&#8217;ll be sitting or laying down, perfectly fine with the world, but when I get up and Lydia shifts DOWN, it is instant alarm bells. I&#8217;ve already freaked The Husband out once running to the bathroom crab-legged. I&#8217;m not making [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=600"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":875,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600\/revisions\/875"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}