{"id":608,"date":"2008-06-07T12:31:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-07T17:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=608"},"modified":"2011-07-24T20:50:22","modified_gmt":"2011-07-25T01:50:22","slug":"the-end-is-nigh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=608","title":{"rendered":"the end is nigh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ahh, June is here!  Now we really are getting close.<\/p>\n<p>I think The Husband and I are as prepared as two naive parents-to-be can be.  Everything&#8217;s ready at the house minus a few odds and ends.  I think there will always be odds and ends.  Now I&#8217;m just ready to get this show on the road.  It&#8217;s about time for a rare steak and a good sleep on my stomach.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s also starting to get really freakin&#8217; hot outside.  Summer is here and it makes me sweat profusely.  Just yesterday my feet were attacked by a horde of vicious, bloodthirsty mosquitoes.  It was the longest drive back to my office where the sweet, sweet Cortizone cream lived.<\/p>\n<p>Right now it&#8217;s a race to see what lasts longer:  this pregnancy or my maternity clothes.  It&#8217;s going down to the home stretch!  (get it??)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ahh, June is here! Now we really are getting close. I think The Husband and I are as prepared as two naive parents-to-be can be. Everything&#8217;s ready at the house minus a few odds and ends. I think there will always be odds and ends. Now I&#8217;m just ready to get this show on the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=608"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":868,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608\/revisions\/868"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}