{"id":611,"date":"2008-06-22T12:16:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-22T17:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=611"},"modified":"2011-07-24T20:49:26","modified_gmt":"2011-07-25T01:49:26","slug":"when-your-clothes-dont-stretch-other-things-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=611","title":{"rendered":"when your clothes don&#8217;t stretch, other things do"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, 39 weeks today.  I&#8217;m about to start getting REALLY ready.  It&#8217;s hot outside and I&#8217;m craving some raw, raw sushi.<\/p>\n<p>Also, despite what I was expecting, I have gone through this entire pregnancy without any stretch marks at all . . . until last Tuesday.  I&#8217;m THIS CLOSE TO THE END and now they show up?!  Come on, dude.  We are not amused.  They&#8217;re really not bad all; it&#8217;s just the timing of it.<\/p>\n<p>Overall, it hasn&#8217;t been a bad pregnancy at all.  I&#8217;d just rather have her here now.  I&#8217;m not going to miss being pregnant.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, 39 weeks today. I&#8217;m about to start getting REALLY ready. It&#8217;s hot outside and I&#8217;m craving some raw, raw sushi. Also, despite what I was expecting, I have gone through this entire pregnancy without any stretch marks at all . . . until last Tuesday. I&#8217;m THIS CLOSE TO THE END and now they [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,22],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/611"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=611"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/611\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":865,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/611\/revisions\/865"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}