{"id":627,"date":"2008-11-08T18:01:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-08T23:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=627"},"modified":"2017-06-27T13:12:47","modified_gmt":"2017-06-27T18:12:47","slug":"wash-your-hands-after-messing-with-this-taco","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=627","title":{"rendered":"wash your hands after messing with this taco"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Over the past week we&#8217;ve experimented a bit with rice cereal.  My God, what a mess.  I&#8217;m not really sure how much Lydia is actually eating.  Right now I think she has confused the concoction with bubble gum and she spends most of her energy blowing millions of small bubbles with the gooey stuff.<\/p>\n<p>I have to keep a wet paper towel close by to wipe her off occasionally or else I just can&#8217;t stand it.  And, man, if she reaches up and sticks her fists in her mouth before I can catch them, EEEEEEEE, it&#8217;s just an absolute disaster.<\/p>\n<p>I think I have something I need to let go of, because I KNOW it&#8217;s going to get worse from here.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/3013111888_f5b83625c3_z.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2575\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/3013111888_f5b83625c3_z.jpg 640w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/3013111888_f5b83625c3_z-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Over the past week we&#8217;ve experimented a bit with rice cereal. My God, what a mess. I&#8217;m not really sure how much Lydia is actually eating. Right now I think she has confused the concoction with bubble gum and she spends most of her energy blowing millions of small bubbles with the gooey stuff. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,10,11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/627"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=627"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/627\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2580,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/627\/revisions\/2580"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=627"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=627"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=627"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}