{"id":657,"date":"2009-12-05T07:37:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-05T12:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=657"},"modified":"2010-11-04T20:43:10","modified_gmt":"2010-11-05T01:43:10","slug":"sputnik-likes-oreos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=657","title":{"rendered":"sputnik likes oreos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m eating little mini Oreos this morning because Sputnik apparently likes them.  I usually don&#8217;t, or I at least scrape out the cream filling for disposal.  If I gain 80 pounds, it&#8217;s all Sputnik&#8217;s fault.<\/p>\n<p>I had a quick little checkup yesterday and everything&#8217;s peachy.  Slowly but surely I think the nausea horribilus is ebbing &#8212; I went all the way from Monday to yesterday afternoon without taking a Pill of Awesome.  Twelve pills left.<\/p>\n<p>Looking forward to January and the beginning of the boring second trimester.  I like the part where I&#8217;m hungry and can stomach water again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m eating little mini Oreos this morning because Sputnik apparently likes them. I usually don&#8217;t, or I at least scrape out the cream filling for disposal. If I gain 80 pounds, it&#8217;s all Sputnik&#8217;s fault. I had a quick little checkup yesterday and everything&#8217;s peachy. Slowly but surely I think the nausea horribilus is ebbing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,18],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/657"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=657"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/657\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":703,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/657\/revisions\/703"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=657"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=657"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=657"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}