{"id":660,"date":"2009-12-22T13:34:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-22T18:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=660"},"modified":"2017-06-27T08:48:26","modified_gmt":"2017-06-27T13:48:26","slug":"the-creepy-man-that-sneaks-into-your-house-at-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=660","title":{"rendered":"the creepy man that sneaks into your house at night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As opposed to <a href=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=631\">last year,<\/a> Lydia decided Santa is The Scary Man Extraordinaire.  What a nice set of molars you have there, child!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/4206143873_c03f3f8a1b_z.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\"  class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2421\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/4206143873_c03f3f8a1b_z.jpg 640w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/4206143873_c03f3f8a1b_z-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As opposed to last year, Lydia decided Santa is The Scary Man Extraordinaire. What a nice set of molars you have there, child!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,10,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/660"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=660"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/660\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2423,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/660\/revisions\/2423"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}