{"id":663,"date":"2010-03-14T20:44:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-15T01:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=663"},"modified":"2010-03-14T20:44:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-15T01:44:00","slug":"sputnik-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=663","title":{"rendered":"sputnik update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Figured I&#8217;d give a little Sputnik update.  He is growing, and it&#8217;s starting to get noticeable.  I&#8217;ve got two pairs of &#8216;normal&#8217; pants that still work for me, though one of them I have to jerryrig with hairbands, but the rest of my pants are now of the maternity sort.  The saggy, baggy, want-to-hang-below-your-butt maternity pants, oh how I hate them.  There&#8217;s got to be a better way to do pregnancy clothing.<\/p>\n<p>At least my regular shirts are still good.<\/p>\n<p>Sputnik is a big kicker; I see dancing or kickboxing in this kid&#8217;s future.  He can almost hurt.<\/p>\n<p>I passed the oh so fun glucose test last week so FOOD FOR ME!  As we speak The Husband is on his way to the Dairy Queen to fetch me a hot fudge sundae that I was denied yesterday (Lyida told me, &#8220;No!&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>The Braxton Hicks contractions have started up as well, especially if I do too much or sit in a car for a long period of time.  Fifteen more weeks of these?  Where&#8217;s my sundae?!<\/p>\n<p>Ooh, I hear The Husband now!  Yay!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Figured I&#8217;d give a little Sputnik update. He is growing, and it&#8217;s starting to get noticeable. I&#8217;ve got two pairs of &#8216;normal&#8217; pants that still work for me, though one of them I have to jerryrig with hairbands, but the rest of my pants are now of the maternity sort. The saggy, baggy, want-to-hang-below-your-butt maternity [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/663"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=663"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/663\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}