{"id":665,"date":"2010-05-09T07:36:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-09T12:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=665"},"modified":"2017-06-27T08:33:15","modified_gmt":"2017-06-27T13:33:15","slug":"the-slow-countdown-to-liftoff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=665","title":{"rendered":"the slow countdown to liftoff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Poor Samuel.  Someday when he&#8217;s eight or nine he&#8217;ll be reading this site and go, &#8220;Moooooooom, you never wrote about me like you did Lyyyyyyyyydiaaaaa!,&#8221; in a whiny voice.<\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;ll say, &#8220;Well sweetie, that&#8217;s because Lydia was being whiiiiiiny all the time back then, just like you are now, only with a dash of tantrums included.  My poor pregnant self had no time to write about the quiet child all cozy inside of me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But Lydia is choosing to sleep late this morning (the best Mother&#8217;s Day gift ever!) so I&#8217;m stealing a moment.<\/p>\n<p>Sputnik is chugging along; I&#8217;m 33 1\/2 weeks right now, so I&#8217;ve started that long 10-week march &#8212; 6 1\/2 weeks, 6 1\/2 weeks &#8212; and I am ever so ready.  I have carried this one higher than Lydia and it&#8217;s been tougher to breathe and eat, though apparently I don&#8217;t look all that pregnant, just thicker.  In fact, I&#8217;m not even wearing maternity shirts!  My regular ones are getting by just fine.  I do have the stretchy pants, though, as my hips have totally stretched out.  Good for birthin&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>A few weeks ago we finally got a move on the room, and it is now painted and muralized.  I always wanted to paint murals on my walls as a kid (my plan then was to paint dolphins and killer whales) but I was never allowed, so now I get to paint on my kids&#8217; rooms.  Life is awesome!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/4567741693_c02a1111a8_z.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\"  class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/4567741693_c02a1111a8_z.jpg 425w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/4567741693_c02a1111a8_z-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 425px) 100vw, 425px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/4568374388_9ef4155307_z.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\"  class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2396\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/4568374388_9ef4155307_z.jpg 640w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/4568374388_9ef4155307_z-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/4568375946_5e13b7ef13_z.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\"  class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2397\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/4568375946_5e13b7ef13_z.jpg 640w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/4568375946_5e13b7ef13_z-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/4567734005_6364fe3f77_z.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\"  class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2398\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/4567734005_6364fe3f77_z.jpg 425w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/4567734005_6364fe3f77_z-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 425px) 100vw, 425px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As with Lydia&#8217;s room two years ago, I painted all this the day I was off for my birthday, though this time I managed to completely wear myself out and was practically immobile by Sunday.<\/p>\n<p>Even with the former office turning into another nursery, Lydia really has no clue.  All she said when we got the crib together was, &#8220;Night night! Night night!&#8221; and motioned to be let in the crib.  Oh man, her world is gonna be rocked.  Ours too, baby girl, ours too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poor Samuel. Someday when he&#8217;s eight or nine he&#8217;ll be reading this site and go, &#8220;Moooooooom, you never wrote about me like you did Lyyyyyyyyydiaaaaa!,&#8221; in a whiny voice. And I&#8217;ll say, &#8220;Well sweetie, that&#8217;s because Lydia was being whiiiiiiny all the time back then, just like you are now, only with a dash of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,19],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/665"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=665"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/665\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2399,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/665\/revisions\/2399"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}