{"id":764,"date":"2011-02-14T07:27:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-14T12:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=764"},"modified":"2011-02-14T07:27:00","modified_gmt":"2011-02-14T12:27:00","slug":"hed-do-anything-for-yogurt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=764","title":{"rendered":"he’d do anything for yogurt"},"content":{"rendered":"

Carrie: “Hey look, a Buy One Get One Free Yogurt today at Yogurt Mountain! You don’t need a coupon — you just show up!”<\/p>\n

Steven: “Oooh!”<\/p>\n

Carrie: “But you’ve gotta show up with your sweetheart. It can’t be your work buddies or something.”<\/p>\n

Steven: “Awww.”<\/p>\n

Carrie: “Unless you wanted to be like, ‘Yeah, he’s my sweetheart.’ ”<\/p>\n

Steven: “I’d be gay for yogurt.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Carrie: “Hey look, a Buy One Get One Free Yogurt today at Yogurt Mountain! You don’t need a coupon — you just show up!” Steven: “Oooh!” Carrie: “But you’ve gotta show up with your sweetheart. It can’t be your work buddies or something.” Steven: “Awww.” Carrie: “Unless you wanted to be like, ‘Yeah, he’s my […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,11,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/764"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=764"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/764\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":765,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/764\/revisions\/765"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}