{"id":770,"date":"2011-03-23T07:25:43","date_gmt":"2011-03-23T12:25:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=770"},"modified":"2011-03-23T08:38:34","modified_gmt":"2011-03-23T13:38:34","slug":"what-vegetable-isnt-allowed-on-a-boat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=770","title":{"rendered":"what vegetable isn’t allowed on a boat?"},"content":{"rendered":"

As I sipped on my coffee this morning and perused over some blogs, I hear Steven shout out from the bedroom\/bathroom area: “Hey, do we have a leak?”<\/p>\n

Uh oh. “What?” I holler as I begin to head towards the bathroom. “Oh, my God — where?? I didn’t see any!” Visions of damp carpet, plumbing bills, and the disaster that was the hardwood floor in Auburn begin to shoot through my mind.<\/p>\n

“No, no,” Steven shouts back. “Leeks<\/a>! Do we have any leeks, you know, for the cranberry chicken tonight?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

As I sipped on my coffee this morning and perused over some blogs, I hear Steven shout out from the bedroom\/bathroom area: “Hey, do we have a leak?” Uh oh. “What?” I holler as I begin to head towards the bathroom. “Oh, my God — where?? I didn’t see any!” Visions of damp carpet, plumbing […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,11,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/770"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=770"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/770\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":771,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/770\/revisions\/771"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}