{"id":79,"date":"2003-12-11T22:56:19","date_gmt":"2003-12-12T02:56:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=79"},"modified":"2006-08-14T21:19:43","modified_gmt":"2006-08-15T02:19:43","slug":"like-a-chicken-caught-in-headlights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=79","title":{"rendered":"Like A Chicken Caught In Headlights"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I was driving down to Birmingham today, I passed by some interesting roadkill. Not to say that roadkill in and of itself is unusual in Alabama; in fact, first I passed by a roadkilled deer, which is quite the norm. The interesting roadkill I saw was a chicken. Now I don&#8217;t know about other parts of the world, but down here, we&#8217;ve no Chickens of the Wild Forests roaming about the South. I&#8217;ve no idea how it got to the interstate in the first place. So the question is, why did the chicken cross the road? I don&#8217;t know, but he only made it halfway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I was driving down to Birmingham today, I passed by some interesting roadkill. Not to say that roadkill in and of itself is unusual in Alabama; in fact, first I passed by a roadkilled deer, which is quite the norm. The interesting roadkill I saw was a chicken. Now I don&#8217;t know about other [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=79"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=79"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=79"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=79"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}