{"id":908,"date":"2011-08-22T20:59:38","date_gmt":"2011-08-23T01:59:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=908"},"modified":"2011-08-22T20:59:38","modified_gmt":"2011-08-23T01:59:38","slug":"the-break-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=908","title":{"rendered":"the break-up"},"content":{"rendered":"

This evening was a rare occasion where all four of us were gathered around the dinner table. This is a hard thing to coordinate with the under-five set.<\/p>\n

Steven and I munched on some tacos as I asked Lydia about her day: did you play outside? Did you color? Did you play with toys? And so on.<\/p>\n

“Did you play with Brody?” I continued.<\/p>\n

“No,” Lydia replied as she contemplated her bowl of peas. Yes, all she wanted for dinner was peas.<\/p>\n

“Is Brody still your boyfriend?” I prodded.<\/p>\n

Lydia responded with an emphatic, “Nope,” while shoveling in a big spoonful of peas.<\/p>\n

“Ohh. What happened?” I asked.<\/p>\n

“Be careful with Brody,” she warned.<\/p>\n

“Why’s that?”<\/p>\n

“Brody wants baby.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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