{"id":91,"date":"2004-02-05T19:53:02","date_gmt":"2004-02-05T23:53:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=91"},"modified":"2006-08-14T21:14:54","modified_gmt":"2006-08-15T02:14:54","slug":"my-life-is-so-exciting-i-dont-know-where-to-start","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=91","title":{"rendered":"My Life Is So Exciting I Don&#8217;t Know Where To Start"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hmm, &#8217;tis a Thursday.  For all of you who are gravely concerned about my health (and sanity) by fault of the last post, I am much better now.  It&#8217;s a weird, weird week when I fight a cold and actually end up winning.  Much thanks to the Nyquil company and Vick&#8217;s nose spray.  <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m really straining to think of something to talk about, but my week has been quite mundane.  I&#8217;ve either worked, slept, peed, pooped, blew my nose with little sucess, called on Renton, played with Renton, warned Renton, punished Renton, put Renton to bed, woke Renton up, read a book, or scratched my ass.  As you can see, there&#8217;s not much to talk about.  <\/p>\n<p>I hope to have some good stories after my trip to Auburn.  <\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s hoping for some excitement.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hmm, &#8217;tis a Thursday. For all of you who are gravely concerned about my health (and sanity) by fault of the last post, I am much better now. It&#8217;s a weird, weird week when I fight a cold and actually end up winning. Much thanks to the Nyquil company and Vick&#8217;s nose spray. I&#8217;m really [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}