Renton has excellent timing, as we all know. Thursday morning he waddles up to where Steven I are getting ready for work and sighs out a low, mournful meow. Uh oh. After checking him out — hot to the touch, generally pissed off — we surmise he is yet again overly constipated and sporting a […]
Monthly Archives: September 2008
4 way stupidity
A 4-way stop sign is supposed to be a simple concept. However, when half of the people around here are Southern Gentlemen and the other half are Yankee Imbeciles the concept is just lost.
gameday at Auburn
It’s Gameday! No baseball jokes, please. And this week, Gameday — the show — is at Auburn for the LSU game. Lydia and I are watching it, the Yakkers right there with Jordan-Hare Stadium behind them. Every once in a while they flash a lovely shot of something like Samford Hall behind them. It makes […]
stupidity
Never never never never NEVER get your rings re-sized when you’re pregnant. Never.
engineer
While heading to work yesterday I got stopped at the railroad crossing — a train approacheth. I was pleased because I had been able to turn left onto the main road before the traffic backed up. In fact, I was first in line. A rarity, indeed. As the train began to get nearer, I marveled […]
hop on pop
NOT a phrase to be used during foreplay. One could get the giggles.